visaster

a nickname of the operating system 'Windows vista.'
It seems to be coined by combining 'Vista' and 'disaster.'

Windows 7 is faster and much more reliable than Visaster.

by ilinri September 15, 2009

Visaster

A visit from a relative or friend that unexpectedly turns into a disaster.

My sister came to town right after her boyfriend broke up with her; what a visaster.

by MarkyDProductions November 28, 2012

VISTASTER

n. a giant cluster-fuck; a colossal mistake; a turning point, inflection point, or event that, in retrospect, turns out to have led to the doom and demise of a once-powerful company, person or organization.

DERIVATIVES:
vistastrous. adj.
visastrously. adv.

"Have you seen Speed Racer? It's a total vistaster."

by Paulo from Oz May 27, 2008

Vistaster

VISTASTER. n. a giant cluster-fuck; a colossal mistake; a turning point, inflection point, or event that, in retrospect, turns out to have led to the doom and demise of a once-powerful company, person or organization.

DERIVATIVES:
vistastrous. adj.
visastrously. adv.

"Have you seen Speed Racer? It's a total vistaster."

by EDavidBurg May 27, 2008

vistaster

n. a giant cluster-fuck; a colossal mistake; a turning point, inflection point, or event that, in retrospect, turns out to have led to the doom and demise of a once-powerful company, person or organization.

"Have you seen Speed Racer? It's a total vistaster."

by Pete A. May 27, 2008

vistaster

n. a giant cluster-fuck; a colossal mistake; a turning point, inflection point, or event that, in retrospect, turns out to have led to the doom and demise of a once-powerful company, person or organization,

"Have you seen Speed Racer? It's a total vistaster."

by Keely C. May 27, 2008

vistaster

(vista-ster) n. a item or service that was supposed to be nice, but ended up as a complete hash. if something is worse than the thing it replaces, it is a total vistaster. named after vista, which is microsoft's newest os/virus. basically, microsoft set out to replace xp with something better, but ended up with something far worse. related to vistastrous, adj, and vistastrously, adv. the word was coined by fake steve jobs in 2008.

I heard windows seven will be a total vistaster.

Synonyms: zuneaster, livesearchaster
Antonyms: maccess, iphoness (derived from success)

by john tuttle May 28, 2008