VIRGIN.

REBECCA

I'M 18 AND IVE NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND. WHY THE FUCK DOES MY SISTER HAVE A BOYFRIEND AT 14?! I SHALL TURN MY FAMILY OF HICKS AGAINST THAT SKANK! I AM A VIRGIN. FOREVER ALONE!"

by bmelthx3 November 26, 2010

Virgin

A member of a rare and dying race

Friend : Guess who isn't a virgin anymore!!!!!

Me: You are TWELVE

by Minigriff May 2, 2018

Virgin

You

You are a virgin.

by candlestick89 May 31, 2018

virgin's virgin

A virgin who has never done anything not even been kissed or kissed anyone. (Just someone who hasn't done anything with the opposite sex, or same if they're gay)

Jessica: That girl is such a virgin's virgin, I can't believe that she's never done anything.
Becky: I know, that is so pathetic!

by Lala~*~Lara November 26, 2004

Virgin

Noun
1) Someone who has not had sex
2) A type of olive oil
3) A version of an alcoholic drink with no alcohol in it

Guy: So, are you a virgin?
Girl: I've literally fucked the entire football team.

Shopper: What kind of olive oil do you guys have?

Employee: We sell virgin and extra virgin.
Shopper: What's the difference?

Employee: Virgin's more acidic, and extra virgin has a more rigorous production methods.

Patron: Excuse me waiter, could I get a virgin hard lemonade?
Waiter: So... lemonade?

by Helios8170 June 7, 2018

Virginity

Something that will be with me forever.

I’m a virgin. And virginity will live long and prosper. Most likely.

by Why am I in existence August 27, 2020

Virgin

(noun) A clean, unused hypodermic syringe received from a reliable source.

Before Mike could seriously get busy with his latest investment he had to bum a virgin off of Gus, whom he knew had thousands.

by Nikki Stixx October 17, 2019