Uncrustables

The most superior form of food. No other food can surpass the pure greatness and convenience of this majestic crustless god.

Damn I need some lunch, good thing i have uncrustables waiting for me, the only food i can truly depend on to satisfy my appetite.

by BigDickBreaden October 7, 2018

Uncrustables

The black crusties that fill up in your gooch and buttcrack if you don't shower for a few days

Dude, I couldn't masterbate yesterday, i couldn't stand the smell of my uncrustables!

by datboiwithfiya July 11, 2009

Uncrustable

The best damn food ever made. A massive amount of peanut butter and honey piped into a bread pocket.

Peanut Butter and Honey Uncrustables ftw!

by KatieKitKat October 21, 2015

uncrust

not being crusty
(ugly, gross, and crusty)

yo dude the girl i saw tonight was so uncrusty she had the biggest tits iv ever seen.

by LIIIIIIIIZ September 14, 2009

uncrustables

Possibly the best food ever invented/discovered.

Hey kids, what do you want for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
UNCRUSTABLES!

by Muffincakes April 29, 2008

Uncrustable

To have anal sex with someone without touching either of their butt cheeks.

Guy 1 - "How was that party, bro?"

Guy 2 - "Awesome! I hooked up with a drunk chick and gave her an uncrustable!"

Guy 1 and Guy 2 fistbump

by Seth_McFoster April 16, 2011

uncrustable

An unsatisfying, extremely processed sealed crustless sandwich made by Smucker's that takes away all the "hassle" involved in making a sandwich.

"Man, I want a PB&J so bad right now! But I just don't feel like making one. It's so much work! I know! I'll have an uncrustable!"

by thoraxcorp11 October 17, 2008