tweezer

the act of sticking your arm elbow deep up someone's anus.

He had been threatened that if he didnt drink his 2 bottles then an unpleasant tweezer would ensue

by breauxdel September 8, 2006

Tweezer

A person who is later middle-aged, approching, but not yet, a geezer.

"I'm not that old yet, I'm still just a tweezer".

by Fuhggin Old Dude December 27, 2010

tweezer

A geezer that uses Twitter.

John McCain is a total tweezer.

by Going Like Sixty March 6, 2009

Tweezer

A Tweeker that is actually old and doesn't just look that way.

That tweezer has been up for 75 years.

by darcolus January 10, 2009

tweezer

An older, gay crystal meth user.
Tweaker + Geezer = Tweezer

"Experience should tell that tweezer he should know better."

by BobbyPeru April 7, 2006

Tweezer

A name you call someone when you don't like them.

Guy: Did you meet the new guy?
Guy 2: Jarod? He's a fuckin' tweezer.

by Homogeneous Khalidius October 12, 2016

Tweezer

A person who ruins jokes

That Jake kid ruins so many jokes, he’s such a tweezer.

by WiiURules December 23, 2017