Literally this expression refers to the adhesion of one's penis to one's thigh in an attempt to tame an insurmountable erection. The expression is used figuratively to inform another individual that he or she is exhibiting behavior demonstrative of elevated levels of arousal, excitement, or enthusiasm. The variant "tape it to my leg" is useful when preceded by the phrase "you got me all boned up and now I gotta...", as a way of expressing resentment for an individual who has unduly excited one and left one unsatisfied. Also popularly used in a wilderness setting, or in the absence of tape, "strap it to your leg".
Whoa, easy there bronco chief, tape it to your leg!, Damn, girl, you got me all boned up and now I gotta tape it to my leg.
by JPT, cunning linguist December 16, 2008
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When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".
A: "I told X to look at the new proceedures before the promotion interview"
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".
by MoLincs September 20, 2009
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tape it to your leg • you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg • to legit to quit • Too Legit to Quit • too legitimate to quit-imate • Too Legit To Shit • Too Legit to Sit • too lit to be legit • you are holding more than $5,000 which can be stolen by other players. visit an atm to 'bank' your cash and keep it safe. you can use 'banked' cash for most legitimate purchases. • to leg
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Best accompanied by a little shuffle dance
Best accompanied by a little shuffle dance
Haris Pilton, upon seeing a disgusting and desecrated stall: "OMG! I'm Too Legit to Sit, use the damn paper you rat whores!"
by Leonard Klaus July 30, 2009
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2) One of the many hilarious quotes from the 2007 movie HOTROD. Where Rod Kimble explains how he was once legit, almost to legit to quit.
2) One of the many hilarious quotes from the 2007 movie HOTROD. Where Rod Kimble explains how he was once legit, almost to legit to quit.
I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. but now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.
by DieWeak73 October 7, 2008
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Person 1: I just stole 40 diamond rings and $50 million dollars from the bank. I'm gonna quit now and enjoy ma fame.
Person 2: I worked a year for this $50. Too legit to quit.
Person 2: I worked a year for this $50. Too legit to quit.
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