To Wife

To wife: (V) The act of one person in a relationship making it real.

"You guys only went on one date and she's already trying to wife you?"

by smarmy August 21, 2007

to wife out

To bail on any form of entertainment with your friends due to obligations to the wife. The person who falls victim to this accusation is whipped in this particular instance, and therefore the phrase "wifed out" can be used to taunt said person.

Joe's not going to make it to bowling tonight; he wifed out. (past tense version of "to wife out")

by Thomas Allen December 26, 2008

To Wife It

To go somewhere with your wife.

Joe: What are you doing this weekend?
Tom: Oh, I'm going to wife it over to Colorado to take her skiing.
Joe: That's cool. I wifed it down to Mexico last weekend.

by Big Man Mac January 21, 2008

You don't talk to ma wife like dat

A counter expression of idiocracy and poor grammar by a husband; intended to invoke a type of delusional authority and protection of a probable fat and ugly wife. This phrase is the primary piece of evidence which establishes that someone is:

1)male
2)white
3)weak

4)trashy
5)uneducated
6)A present-day Neanderthal

Person 1: "And I told him, 'You don't talk to ma wife like dat.'"

Person 2: "You're a fuckin' idiot. That's the best line you came up with? Is this 1981 or what? You're such a fuckin' hillbilly."

by Chowderhead34 July 28, 2011

Tied to your wife's apron strings

Idiom

To be controlled or dominated by one's wife.

Can you make a decision on your own, or are you tied to your wife's apron strings?

by Zami Karzai September 13, 2018

wife to be

noun: wife to be

is an insult aimed at women/girls it is what is a derogatory term it means that the girl is "in the bag" as in she is a sure bet and she is easly yours. she is whipped

it can also mean the girl is untouchable as if she were married normaly untouchable because she is so ugly.

spellings: wyfe 2 b, wife to be

oi b*tch, you wife to be

by poomplexking July 2, 2010

legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy

I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.

by buttery orbreese May 27, 2021