by Elisabeth Sherman November 25, 2004
A group of homosexuals from New York who think they’re cool because they’re trapped in a musical era that time forgot, and with good reason. Many emo kids think that they’re hip by listening to the "the Strokes" but are simply pandering to the notion that you have to be outside of the mainstream in order to be good. A complete lack of originality and talent, don’t waste your time listening to The Strokes because the Rolling Stones did it better, and they did it 40 YEARS AGO.
Emo Kid: Do you want to listen to the new "The Strokes" album? I got it on vinyl because I’m so hip.
Nromal person: No I have many things I would rather do with my time, like make furious man-love to a cheese grater.
Emo Kid: (slices wrists and lays in the corner crying)
Nromal person: No I have many things I would rather do with my time, like make furious man-love to a cheese grater.
Emo Kid: (slices wrists and lays in the corner crying)
by I got you back July 25, 2009
When a guy masturbates at the stroke of midnight. A sad event when the man should be doing something more worth his time.
Fred: Hey, shouldn't Kermit be celebrating NYE with us tonight?
Joe Joe: Meh, I bet you he'll be stroking on the stroke.
Jane: Hey what did you and Kermit do for Valentine's?
Alexa: I went out with the girls, I bet the poor guy was stroking on the stroke.
Joe Joe: Meh, I bet you he'll be stroking on the stroke.
Jane: Hey what did you and Kermit do for Valentine's?
Alexa: I went out with the girls, I bet the poor guy was stroking on the stroke.
by mong returns January 10, 2012
Music that began the original rock music that we now love and cherishfinally. Spastic guitars that blend to make one melodic sound, steady and fact drum beats that create the backbone of the music, smooth basslines that keep you awake while wondering what the hell the bassist is thinking about, and a voice that makes you want to fuck. and then fuck some more.
by Cin September 25, 2003
A brilliant band who brought about the garage punk/rock revolution. Ahh... The Strokes are not British.
by C December 14, 2003
The strokes.
A great band, intelligent guys who decided not to do what the rest of the bands are doing, but rather they gathered a little from everything and created a unique and fresh sound. And a great style.
Ok, this is not rock & roll..actually, you can´t call it anything...they ARE a new genre by themselves, despite what some people say.
So, yeah! bring back rock & roll! and let The Strokes keep doing the great music they do.
That´s all I have to say.
A great band, intelligent guys who decided not to do what the rest of the bands are doing, but rather they gathered a little from everything and created a unique and fresh sound. And a great style.
Ok, this is not rock & roll..actually, you can´t call it anything...they ARE a new genre by themselves, despite what some people say.
So, yeah! bring back rock & roll! and let The Strokes keep doing the great music they do.
That´s all I have to say.
Julian Casablancas is the sexiest & cutiest guy out there right now...will they ever come down to Southamerica??
I´ll be their interpreter more than happy!!!
I´ll be their interpreter more than happy!!!
by Barbar February 01, 2004
When doing a stroke, if you handle the ball sack firmly with one hand and the penis head with another, the ejaculation will come faster and stronger
by Willhelmina Plowes July 14, 2018