The Jihad

This is when a man unloads an inordinate amount of manjuice into another dude's beard. It works better if its a big beard, like Osama's.

Hey Tommy, yesterday I saw this homeless guy on the street with a massive beard, and I totally did The Jihad to him. None of the load hit the ground! It stayed in his beard like whipped cream in a small bush.

by jfunnybones January 10, 2009

The Jihad

When you scream before blowing your load, only to disappoint the female with 2 cm3 of fluid.

I'm going to try out the Jihad on Susan.
You selfish Prick.

by BoomBoomBoomIWantUInMyRoom June 13, 2018

Going jihad on the bar

To drink all the alcohol available at the bar, until there are no beverages left.

Richard and Malcolm are going jihad on the bar. There won't be a drop of booze left when they're finished.

by goingdeep January 4, 2010