The Dishwasher

A sex act, consists of wearing rubber dishwasher gloves and doing whatever Tyler Derden does.

Did the Dishwasher last night. It was wet everywhere.

by Stovepipemcginty April 20, 2021

The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai

Quite a challenging XBL Arcade game. Although it is fairly decent, it is overpriced and the gameplay is very repetitive and unoriginal.

I wouldn't have purchased The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai if I had played the demo first

by Xtreme2252 July 20, 2009

dirty dishes and the dishwasher

a sexual game where a guy takes forks, knives, spoons and uses them to sexually stimulate a woman by placing them in her vagina, ass, or mouth until they have the woman's bodily fluids on them.

Damn bro you and your chick played dirty dishes and the dishwasher last night? That's fucked up.

by Frknbed June 30, 2009

overloaded the dishwasher

When you get your wife too drunk to have sex.

Things were going great and she was even talking about dooping, but I bought her one too many martinis and overloaded the dishwasher.

by Sven C September 5, 2006

loading the dishwasher

Getting your wife drunk!

Well, I loaded the dishwasher six months ago and now she as big as a house.

by Your Girth is Your Worth! November 13, 2004

loading-the-dishwasher

Getting your wife drunk.

Man it been a while since I've loaded-the-dishwasher.

by Srihari November 27, 2004

Unload the dishwasher

Pissing in your wife or girlfriend's mouth. (Alcohol must've been consumed prior to the act)

Person 1: "Sorry guys I gotta go, I have to unload the dishwasher"
Person 2: "What does that mean?"
Person 1: Leaves room and refuses to elaborate

by Garrett S. August 2, 2021