by Old Coot April 19, 2018
Get the The carpet matches the drapesmug. Term used when someone is asking whether a person's pubic hair color matches the color of the hair on their head. This question is usually asked of a person with red hair.
Hey Charlie, I saw you went home with that cute redheaded chick from the bar last night. Did the carpet match the drapes?
by Midnight310 August 16, 2011
Get the Carpet Match the Drapesmug. by quamp March 24, 2007
Get the carpet matches the drapesmug. Guy 1:"I've always wondered if gingers have red pubes"
Guy 2:"Just go ask Edward if the carpets match the drapes"
Guy 2:"Just go ask Edward if the carpets match the drapes"
by deathpoint9553 May 25, 2016
Get the carpets match the drapesmug. by The Boy Who fucked your girl January 19, 2018
Get the the carpet matches the drapesmug. A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" being the hair on her head.
by bubba May 5, 2004
Get the Does the carpet match the drapes?mug. One's pubic hair matching the hair on their head.
Often used to find out natural hair color.
In a sentence: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
Often used to find out natural hair color.
In a sentence: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
Me: Girl you know what I found out the other day?!
Friend: What?
Me: Britney Spears IS a natural blonde!
Friend: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Me: YEEEHH
Friend: What?
Me: Britney Spears IS a natural blonde!
Friend: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Me: YEEEHH
by Gigi1000 December 30, 2010
Get the Does the carpet match the drapesmug.