The callmecarson

You need to call him Carson

Hey, The Callmecarson (don't call him Carson)

by When_ January 6, 2021

Callmecarson

Uh oh stinky poop

ha ha funny callmecarson stinky poopy ha ha

by uh oh stinky September 25, 2019

CallMeCarson

Bandkids' Idle

hey bro do you use reddit? do you watch callmecarson? oof you don't? downdooted!

by SonicLover8000 October 22, 2020

callmecarson

😬

guy who doesn't know: "callmecarson"
guy who knows: 😬

by Your Pseudonym (laugh) February 26, 2021

CallMeCarson

A young man who was unfairly targeted by the Karen's of the internet because he committed what they think is the worst crime ever, liking a cute 17 year old at 19 or 20.

Guy : I'm gonna watch CallMeCarson, he's cool.
Girl : Yeah, sounds good.

Triggered SJW : Uh, no. He is a pedophile. He is as bad as Jeffrey Epstein.
Guy/Girl (based) : You are wrong. He is cool and did nothing wrong.

by OneZapPomegranite October 13, 2021

CallMeCarson

The only man to Reject the thicc queen Mia Malkova

Guy 1: Man, I love Mia Malkova, what man would reject that
Guy 2: oh, CallMeCarson
Guy 1: Who?
Guy 2: The Only man to Reject her
Guy 1: Hes probably Gay
Guy 2: Nah man, he straight as the word, he just prefers them thicc anime thighs

by The True Coffee Cat January 25, 2020

CallMeCarson

The man who invented the "wood fired pizza, hows pizza gonna get a job now" joke.

CallMeCarson: Wood fired pizza, hows pizza gonna get a job now.

by Squidward™®© May 8, 2020