the vermonter

The Vermonter is a sexual position in which you do it doggy style while wearing birkenstocks in the back of a Subaru.

Oh man, I just picked this girl up from the maple trees and we did the vermonter

by GoodStuff July 7, 2015

Send the Vermont

When you want a female to send you the Vagina and Tit pic, you cordially ask her to send you the Vermont (VT).

Girl, you got me in a certain state... and I think we're ready to cross state lines... can you send the Vermont (VT)?

by Rubberdicky September 17, 2017

The Vermont Tuxedo

The act of anal sex through the butt flap of plaid long-john pajamas.

Every time Elyse drinks tequila, she asks a stranger for The Vermont Tuxedo.

by The Long Shoreman February 1, 2019

The Vermonator

Dwayne LaFontant, the most powerful human being in the universe that will vermonate your life into existence just by uttering the words, "Yah just been vermonated"

The Vermonator is Dwayne LaFontant from over the hedge

Yah just been vermonated RJ

by Fat Coxx November 27, 2020

The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner

When you receive and extremely sloppy mudpie (preferably 6-8 hrs. after consuming Taco Bell), while covered in maple syrup. The mudpie delivery must be made from a bridge at least 25 feet in height. The recipient must be in a raft below the bridge.

Bridge Inspector: “what the **** did I just witness?”

Recipient: “I just got The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner and it felt so good.”

Bridge Inspector: “?”

by J&S Emporium February 4, 2025

vermonting the door

To aggressively scrape the bottom of a car door on the high street curbs in Vermont towns.

Andy was repeatedly Vermonting the door of our rental car on our trip to Brattleboro, VT

by Double Z September 29, 2021

vermonting the door

To aggressively scrape the bottom of the car door on the high granite curbs of small town in Vermont.

Andy was vermonting the door so bad in Brattleboro VT that we had to get out of the car so it would raise up enough to be able to move the door.

by Double Z September 29, 2021