Textie Text

A text mistakenly and regrettably sent of which the sender is highly embarrassed. First sent by Ted Mosby to "Holly"

Oh shit. I just textie texted my boss with "I love you pookie pie"

by SurveyJake April 27, 2009

Textie-Poo

The act of sending a text message while pooping.

If it wasn't for Randy's textie-poo, I wouldn't have known he was having an asthma attack.

by ious d June 28, 2011

textie-bestie

When someone have a best friend who they almost never see in real life, but can text for hours.

Textie-bestie's regular friend: Hello?
Textie-bestie: Wait just a minute I'm texting...
Textie bestie's regular friend: Alright then...
Textie-bestie's regular friend 2: She must have a textie-bestie.
Textie-bestie's regular friend: You got that right.
Textie-bestie: Sorry I just had to tell my friend something,
Textie-besties 1 and 2: Yes, we know.

by yuppers12356789 July 21, 2011

textie

(N), A person that you text with a lot, as in bestie. By the end of the weekend you may not know a person well, but you have texted them so much, you feel as if you are friends.

I never see my friends in St. Louis or Pennsylvania anymore, but at least we're still texties.

by Imnitoriginal February 27, 2015

Textie McTexterson

Somebody who spends almost every waking minute on his or her cellular telephone handset texting.

Alex, I've picked out a cellular telephone phone just for you, Mr. Textie McTexterson!!!

by Telephony January 9, 2019

textie-friendie

Someone you only communicate with by text and will likely never meet in person. Someone you text who is neither a boyfriend or girlfriend, just an acquaintance.

Its nice that we've never met but are so textie-friendie. We can text about whatever, whenever we feel like it, and there's no drama.

by twisted english May 25, 2014

Textie

A derogatory term used to insult people who text too much.

Get off your phone, you are such a stupid textie.

by treehouserockx March 14, 2026