terminally

Fatally, irremediably, beyond hope of change. E.g. terminally stupid, terminally cute.

Miz Thang, your dimples are terminally cute, but your boytoy is terminally stupid.

by Octopod November 8, 2003

Terminally Online

The term for when a person has gotten so deep into social media that they dedicate themselves to issues that have no relevance in their day to day life

My friend has spent the last 3 days arguing on twitter about how a foreign fan artist is depicting their favorite character. I'm afraid they are just terminally online at this point

by Sagalink January 2, 2021

Terminally Chill

A person who is always (and I mean ALWAYS) easy-going.

Person 1: Dude, look. He's always so easy-going. It's almost like he's on drugs, but everyone knows he's not.
Person 2: Bro, he's terminally chill.

by MegatronTheMegatranny November 10, 2010

Terminally Online

A person who is considered “Terminally Online” is a man/woman who constantly sits on the internet, with barely any outside time, and almost 0 human interaction, other than online arguments

Person A: Hey, have you heard of {Blank}?
Person B: Yeah, that guy is terminally online!

by TheInternetSnake October 27, 2022

terminally retarded

A person who is so retarded that it will most likely end in his/her own death.

Bob: That guy just answered an iron instead of his phone.

Prometheus: What a dumbass!

Bob: I would just die if I were terminally retarded...

by sevenlayercookie October 9, 2009

terminally pretty

A drop-dead good-looking girl. Made famous in The Eagles song "Life In The Fast Lane

That girl isn't just gorgeous, she is terminally pretty

by Pretty_Ricky June 27, 2006

terminally old

A playful (and factual) way of suggesting someone/something is old and not getting any younger.

"Not Young? She's terminally old!"

by Matthew1471 April 10, 2009