Tepperman

An act of such utter stupidity, it confounds all preconceived notions of common sense. Not only does this act offend all that is logical, but it goes unnoticed as being illogical by the offender.

Do you see that guy over there who bought 10 boxes of cheez-its because they say 10 for a $1, and he thought you had to buy all 10? He so pulled a Tepperman.

by The 351 April 13, 2009

Tepperman

An act of such utter stupidity, it confounds all preconceived notions of common sense. Not only does this act offend all that is logical, but it goes unnoticed as being illogical by the offender.

Do you see that guy over there who bought 10 boxes of cheez-its because they say 10 for a $1, and he thought you had to buy all 10? He so pulled a Tepperman.

by The 351 April 13, 2009

Temperance

Temperance is the virtue of moderation and self-control in anything, but especially in indulgence in pleasures. Temperance, in the large sense of moderation or self-control, was the characteristic Greek virtue.

To consciously limit oneself in guility pleasures such as substances to make the individual "feel" better

by Chris Johnston February 21, 2003

Tuppermare

When you store food inside Tupperware in the fridge but never eat it. You know the food is off, but don't want to open it to clean it as it'll be disgusting. You also don't want to throw it away because you don't want to lose the Tupperware itself. So you leave it in your fridge in perpetuity.

I was planning on eating that curry in the fridge but it's turned into a right tuppermare.

by DannyGillen September 4, 2015

Temperance

A girl who is indifferent, sarcastic, and bipolar. The complete opposite of what her name means- 'moderation and self control'. She cares a lot about friends and is very loyal, but doesn't like to show it. She can be very proud, too, and doesn't like to accept help from others. Generally doesn't trust either.

Might curse a lot.

You: You're bipolar.

Temperance: No shit sherlock, what gave you the first clue?

by Leslie Z. April 1, 2010

Temperance blanket

A pair of socks that have been cummed in by your best friend for over a month

My best friend nick makes a tasty temperance blanket

by Boner guy March 21, 2019

Peppermant Patty

When a girl has a Peppermant Patty and after pleasures the male with a wonderful and suprising blowjob. After the blowjob the male occupant's penis is all tingly and feels weird from the minty treat.

holly shit broo. my girl suprised me with a Peppermant Patty. i had no clue but my dick feels all pins and needles.

by chris1976 May 19, 2010