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Sarah deserves it
February 1st national tell Sarah she’s beautiful and hug her day-

Sarah you are beautiful and I love you!
by Sarah Ashley Ziehm May 8, 2021
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something you say when someone lies to you, cheats on you, betrays you
john: i love you anna.
anna: don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining!
by J-Lima December 30, 2008
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Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Don't hurt me and then pretend like you had nothing to do with it.
You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.
by wouldaben January 15, 2011
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piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.

This is a 'mangled metaphor'. It mixes up 3 idioms:

Piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
Piss on one's chips
Piss and vinegar

To deliberately and painstakingly go out of one's way to ruin a friend's chances of success. Usually done jokingly with reference to the opposite sex.
No way do I want you as my wingman. You would piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.
by fuguez September 26, 2009
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The old days, when this was your biggest problem.
"Man, I can't deal with any of this! Remember when our biggest problem was where the candy aisle was in a grocery store? CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE'S THE CANDY?"
by JormanThoad July 22, 2020
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Disbelieving response to an attempt to mislead, equivalent to: "pull the wool over my eyes"
You tell me that you've worked as an airline pilot and a surgeon, too? Go on ... you'd piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining.
by ursamel July 24, 2007
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Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar

A response to a purposely misleading statement or a bold face lie.
Obama: Universal health care will save us money.
Senator: Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar.
by country_boy August 18, 2009
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