A sexual manuver in which the male inserts his penis into the vagina of a female and moves it in a circular motion as if stirring a hot cup of tea. One finishes the procedure by pulling the penis out of the vagina and taps it on the surface of it as if knocking excess tea from the spoon. If timed correctly, this tapping will cause the male to skeet onto the woman.
Megan really likes the tea time. Especially if you can skeet on her afterwards.
Timmy was never the same after Mrs. Nesbit invited him over for tea time.
1. slang term for an alcoholic drinking break during work hours, especially for workers at fairs and festivals where the hours are long and you have to deal with people. A highly social occasion during which flasks and bottles are passed around, everyone lets off steam, and random bites and kisses are exchanged. Can degrade (or upgrade, depending how you look at it) into a multiple-person make-out session depending on whether anyone brought drambui.
"Teatime with the ladies is at three and thirty, behind the flower booth!"
"Wonderful, I even remembered my flask today. Can I bring a friend?"
"Sure, just don't bring the boss!"