Tano 

One who is God....

Yo, Tanooooo!

Tano by Anonymous November 6, 2003

TANO 

That's A New One. pronounced as the acronym looks. it is said when someone says a sentence that has likely never been uttered before by any human, or at least is very unusual. used in the same way as "thats what she said", but for a different reason.

Guy 1: Despite this recent account, i think that its not likely that Traci is a lesbian werewolf, due to her membership in the Catholic Church.
Guy 2: TANO

Guy 1: that is the shiniest fucking crow i have ever seen.
Guy 2: TANO

TANO by th3 JD August 17, 2009

Tano 

(verb) The act of putting an object in pants, normally pants being worn certainly by an individual.

(noun) One who has an obsession with putting objects in their pants.

(verb): I just tanoed your phone!

(noun): Sorry about your camera, i'm a tano.

Is that a water bottle in your pants? Oh, your such a tano.

Tano by Pietrina5 September 30, 2011

Tano 

One who is god; or godlike.
Used to be an arc angel, but got promoted after giving the sun god Ra a rim job.

That guy is a total Tano.

If he was anymore of a Tano he would ascend into a spiritual being.

Tano by Watcher2020 October 15, 2020

Tano 

the word Tano originated from the deep depth of Ivans balls about 14 years ago when his son Patrick Maroya was born. the word Tano comes from another word called brother nugget which conformed throughout the pubescent stage of Patrick M. The equation to this word is bn³= T.

"What's Poppin my brother!!!"
"nothing much my tano."

Tano by Patrick Maroya fan page November 16, 2021

Tano 

Your are a boy with a big dick and a lot of people know it. You have a good heart and you know how u keep a friendship with someone. Look after your self! Good bless!

I don’t knok Tano

Tano by Kajaja77 November 22, 2021

Tano 

Everyone is thankful for you cuz your just an amazing friend to everyone and Tano is just so kind. And you don’t wanna mess with his friends cuz Tano will kick you ass. But over all Tano is just an amazing,loving person who just has a amazing personality and beautiful smile.

We love Tano<3

Tano by One of your amazing friends<3 November 22, 2021