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Hi! Welcome to Tiffoony Tan's famous egg rolls. Our egg rolls are extra eggy egg free egg rolls with extra egg and no egg! We are famous in 3 locations - Siglap Centre, Parkway Parade and Suntec City!

The Eery History of our egg rolls:
Been getting some nightmares lately? Well you've probably been dreaming about Tiffoony Tan!

It all started when Tiffoony Tan died. She died either by being whipped up in cake batter by EmKy, or she died by jumping off a ferry. It is undefined how she really died, but her ghost is known to possess a piece of litter, mostly styrofoam, that floats in the oceans or rivers.
Anyway, EmKy partnered up with evil Tiffoony Tan. EmKy and Tiffoony made a deal. In order for Tiffoony to stop haunting them, they would use Tiffoony's famous extra-eggy-egg free-egg- rolls-with-extra-egg-and-no-egg recipe and sell the egg rolls.

"Soon, business," EmKy said, "will be booming. Our outlets will go from SG to the whole world! We'll even be the first restaurant in Mars!"

They were right! Business has been booming! From customers such as Charlotte Dooglas, to Very Gaury, to Tibo DD, to Georgie Archington, to OGAL, to DongChenJie, to Horse teacher, AND MORE!

We are now creating a website where we can sell the egg rolls online and can deliver to you FOR ONLY $50!

STAY TUNED, AND PLEASE VISIT OUR EGG ROLLS OUTLETS AT SIGLAP CENTRE, PARKWAY PARADE, AND SUNTEC CITY! AVOID GETTING NIGHTMARES BY BUYING FROM TIFFOONY'S EGG ROLLS, AND TIFFOONY WILL NO LONGER HAUNT YOU!
Tiffoony Tan's Famous Egg Rolls are awesome!

Tiffoony Tan's Famous Egg Rolls are the best in town!

Buy Tiffoony Tan's Famous Egg Rolls, and she will stop haunting you!
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