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straight gay 

A straight guy with all the attributes of a gay guy ie knows how to dress, spends time on their hair and spends like $40 on face cream. Basically the same as a gay guy without the gay sex. Kinda like a metrosexual. A straight gay must not be confused with a gay straight who is a gay guy with all the attributes of a straight guy i.e drinks beer and watches sports.
straight gay by Ranikno1 August 11, 2004

straight gay 

-used to describe something as absoulutley gay.

-A straight person who acts gay.

-Bisexual

-A gay who acts straight.

-to be extremly happy
Hey, faggot quit being straight gay. I know you think about me errday. Gay fagget.
straight gay by str8upgayBrah January 29, 2010

straight gay 

t: yo B u are so gay
b: chill man i'm straight
t; yea straight gay
straight gay by SexyOne March 12, 2005

Straight Gay 

A person who is a poser, heterosexual, and an all around ass kisser and people pleaser.

Someone who acts like they know what they're talking about when they really don't.

Someone who gets called gay all the time, when really they're straight.
That girl talking about all the songs she claims to know is so straight gay.

That guy wearing a tight abercrombie shirt and timberland boots is so straight gay.
Straight Gay by Ambertojoe27 January 13, 2011

straight gay 

A broad insult designed to trigger and confuse a liberal opponent.
straight gay by Dallyissmelly January 15, 2018

Straight gay 

A homosexual with none of that pizazz a gay person has
That gay person is LITTERALY SUCH a Straight gay!
Straight gay by LuckySun June 30, 2022