Somer

/suh•mer/ Not to be confused with that blonde cunt, Summer. What we have here is a total sweetheart. Don't call her that though, because she wants people to know she's tough as nails. She may be a bit ditzy at times but make no mistake, she's a closet brainiac. Feed her often and shower her with big hugs. Somer is the sunshine that can light up even the darkest of your days!

Why in the bloody fuck is it so bright in here? Oh, Somer just walked in.

by Beadyeyedbuttchugger October 28, 2020

Somer

French for beautiful summer. Somer is usually the name of a girl who is very down to earth and a very caring person. Somer's are very unique and extremely gorgeous.

She should be a somer!

by mjosswald October 18, 2008

Somer

A twirling, long river in England, but also stands for a strong rush, and only slows down to help the ones she cares most about. Somers are outgoing, strange, and normally blonde. Rare cases show differently. Somers had the power to give advise and the power to break down and cry. But no matter what Somers have the power to make you laugh, almost everytime. They have there days where they are down and they have thier days to be beautiful.

Edward: Okay. So this random came up and talked to me today.
Alex: Somer?
Edward: How'd you know???
Alex: That's just Somer.

by Alexa Grayer May 14, 2009

somer

somer, a different way to spell summer. somer is better than summer. all summers are cunts. somers are better. they are very unique and complex. they can be very chill and laid back or bubbly and up beat. she might have mental illnesses, but it adds character. she doesnt use it as a personality trait like tiktok bitches do. shes perfect. she probably has long blonde hair and light colored eyes.

haters: i dont like somer
me: cuz ur gay as fuck

by 1234567890aubrey April 8, 2021

Somer

N. A down to earth, loveable girl. usually with mental retardations of some kind. Best if pronounced with a lisp. (Thomer) Usually having brownish or blonde hair. Tends to like ugly men.

I love that girl Somer, but she is a real idiot!

by -- Golem August 6, 2011

somer

verb: to jew the living shit out of something

"wow, you really just somered the shit out that kid."

"dude, dont try and somer me."

by somer rodgers January 15, 2008

Somer

A girl whose parents didn't know how to spell Summer. A complete bitch. A moron who doesn't know her way and is annoying. She thinks that she's ahead of anyone, but really she's not. She's pathetic and she likes to bring up shit from long ago. She constantly harasses people over and over and has no disregard for herself or others. She's the reason why people think about the worst. She's a bully to all of those around her and takes advantage of those who want to help her. Watch out because she's a snake and will stab you behind the back when you're not looking.

Daniel: Hey, what have you been up to?
Mike: Talking to Somer. She's really sweet-
Daniel: Excuse me? Somer? She's a fucking bitch. Be careful dude, she would stab ya behind the back.
Mike: Seriously? I had a notion that she could have been a bitch. Thanks for the heads up bro.

by yellowthello July 18, 2018