Snatch Hatch 

Someone who gets in the way of a female who is trying to get some sexual gratification. Similar to a cock block, but with a female being blocked rather than a male.

I was trying to spit game on Jason tonight but that cunt Suzy stepped in and told him I've got the stank puss. Then she hooked up with him. What a snatch hatch!

Snatch Hatch by Taeil Kim December 8, 2007

snatch hatch 

A room, space, corner or area of a dwelling that is specifically reserved for a female person to be in a solitary condition, away from the rest of the household in order to work, play, involve herselfin certain hobbies, activities without interuption. This area is usually decorated by the female that uses it without interferance from any (straight) male influence.

Hey Amber! Have you seen Chris' new furniture in the snatch hatch? It's EPIC!

snatch hatch by Q.Q. Moore June 11, 2011

Snatch Hatch 

The female equivalent of a cock block.

I was trying to spit game on Jason tonight but that cunt Suzy stepped in and told him I've got the stank puss. Then she hooked up with him. What a snatch hatch!

Snatch Hatch by Taeil Kim December 8, 2007

Snatch Hatch 

The hole in a pair of spanx that allow wearers to relieve themselves.

If it wasn't for the snatch hatch in my spanxs, I would have had to completely undress in the bathroom, in order to pee.

Snatch Hatch by Dodgamatic October 11, 2014

Snatch Hatch 

The act of sealing the vaginal opening with duct tape after insemination so as to prevent the loss of sperm when attempting pregnancy.

Once all the seamen were in boat, Jody closed the Snatch Hatch and her lips were sealed.

Snatch Hatch by Jody South November 1, 2023

Snatch hatch 

A hatchback vehicle that attracts women. Similar to Shaggin Wagon, but for a vehicle with a hatchback.

I see you're driving a VW GTI, that's some snatch hatch you got there.

Snatch hatch by Mathewryan87 July 8, 2015

snatch hatch 

refers to womens trousers or to womens panties.

Can also be used as a friendly reference to other girlfriends.

"I'd like to get into her snatch hatch!"

"Whassup snatch hatches!?"

snatch hatch by Rick Vigorous January 23, 2009