Smitch

Not too many, not a lot

Opposite of bare

There are smitch girls in this party :(

by Original-Goose October 8, 2019

Smitch

Social Media Bitch. Not responding timely or appropriately to social media posts.

OMG she is such a smitch. Wouldnt respond to my facebook post but liked my boyfriend's status.

My bestie said she was working late but then tweeted about her fab cocktail at the new trendy bar.

by Stuffed Pepper February 21, 2013

Smitch

Combination of small and bitch.

That girl is so mean! What a smitch!

by Jdup93 January 28, 2011

Smitch

n : a tiny or scarcely detectable amount syn: smidge, shred, scintilla, whit, iota, tittle, smidgen, smidgeon, smidgin

"Would you like cheese on that?"
"Yes please, but just a smitch."

by Bownsaw April 24, 2003

Smitch

(n) A small amount or portion, just a little bit.

Nudge it over a smitch so it lines up.

Add a pinch of salt and a smitch of sugar.

by GrandmaSue98010 August 14, 2014

Smitch

A small amount of ejaculate (human, male sperm), that is lost on one's person. As such was the case in the comedic film "There's Something About Mary", when the Ben Stiller character has just masterbated and left SMITCH on his earlobe.

As such was the case in the comedic film "There's Something About Mary", when the Ben Stiller character has just masterbated and left SMITCH on his earlobe.

by binkydyr May 7, 2009

Smitch

A word game played between bored friends where one person puts together a random string of letters into a pronounceable, but non-English word, and the other person has to explain what incident created that sound effect. The more hilarious the better.

John: Let's play Smitch.
Jared: Okay. I'll start... "Fliff!"
John: A mosquito flying into a candle flame.
Jared: Good one.
John: "Kloink!"
Jared: Someone flings a quarter at a veterans parade and it bounces off an old dude's helmet.
John: Ha ha ha! Yeah... "Kloink!"

by kevnar March 1, 2009