small time

A human being who catastrophically fails at everything they do. Someone who is small time could also do something completely inappropriate such as play fifa at a social gathering all night or hurt themselves in ridiculous ways.

He just tried to down his pint, and spilled it all over himself. small time.

by small timer1 November 16, 2011

small time

A small person trying to act big can be referred to as 'small time' - the opposite of 'big time'

Who? Small time? He should grow a bit first.

by theawesomeonefromawesomeland February 26, 2011

Small time

Someone who tries to go big, but fails horribly. Someone who doesn't understand their own limits.

Shaq goes in for the big dunk, random player tries to stop him and draws the defensive foul.

Shaq: Nice try, small time

by 1madbr0 December 16, 2011

Small time

The act of wanting a team to lose, based solely on the fact that the supporters of said team speak funny/earn more than you/support a minority sport.

Bonesgiles from dangerhere.com

by Scotsdave March 15, 2005

Small Time YouTuber Will Smith

"Daaaaah, it's rewind time, you know if I could control rewind I would want Fortnite and MarkASS Browney" - Small Time Youtuber Will Smith

Person 1: Who's That?

Person 2: Daaaah, it's Small Time Youtuber Will Smith

by Miles ElSTONE February 21, 2019

big time on the small time

noun: top dog in a small arena

That guy e is the MVP at the podunk ymca basketball league. He's big time on the small time.

by brroseph March 1, 2009

Stall Time

to put off doing work or take a break by hanging out in a bathroom stall (the one place at work no one will bother you).

to mentally regroup completely undisturbed in a bathroom stall.

a) My boss is hounding me about this and that...I need some major Stall Time ASAP.
b) I could really use some Stall Time, it's impossible to send text messages in this open cubicle.

by Stephanie Cooper March 24, 2008