Skloo

Simply Semen or the act of spraying fresh man juices on a willing or unwilling target.

Ralph sprayed the preachers daughter with a burst of holy skloo.

by JD LD April 14, 2008

Saloojee

A NYC street game from the 1940s-60s, where the victim's property, usually a hat, is taken from him and tossed back and forth amongst a group to keep it away from him while the victim attempts to recover his property by running toward each person with the hat trying to intercept it as it's tossed to someone else. A sadistic version of "Monkey in the Middle."

Give Tubby back his hat! We've been Saloojee-ing that poor shmuck for months and he just cries.

by Phuqit September 25, 2012

Lazy Shloozan

When you receive a blow job that defies the laws of physics. We are talking ball cuppage double stroke 9000. Head that exorcises the cum demon within. Usually results in an out of body experience involving an explosion of cum.

“My balls are full of cum I could really use some mean lazy shloozan”

“Aye way fool Haley just gave me the most immaculate lazy shloozan of all time or shumting.”

“My inner cum demon is feigning for some shloozan extra lazy if it’s not extra lazy I send it back. I need ball cuppage and some double stroke.”

“Yo did catch the new episode of Ellen last night I bet she give some of the laziest shloozan.”

by Dr. Cumsalot January 14, 2022

Shloob

A really cool and laid-back nigga that's sexy without even trying to be. A Shloob may seem shy at first, but they are super funny, and talented. Unfortunately, the world sleeps on him, but not for much longer. His persona is at the center of what makes him such a chick magnet. Shloob is always the star of the show.

He calls himself shloob, he's so loveable.

by Mrs.Shloobtastic March 5, 2022

sclooge

The process of holding in a fart until it disappears.

I totally sclooged yesterday in front of my girlfriend.

by Mr. bluue November 13, 2011

Lonestar Saloon

The art of hitting the garage for a long term solo drinking session after all the local establishments have closed and before they have reopened. Its not a place where everyone knows your name but a place you cant even remember your own.

Anyone seen asteroid. yeah mate, think he is doing time in the lonestar saloon.

by Big Dirt April 3, 2013

pokey shloops

High grade skunk weed. The more crystals the pokier the shloops.

Shit, this pokey shloops is strong, my eyes are bleeding.

by 'rynside July 26, 2008