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Simpasaurus

A partner in a relationship who simps to an extreme. This person goes well out their way to try to please their partner at the expense of having no dignity. A simpasaurus will allow their partner to get away with things that most people would find offensive and unacceptable in a relationship. Unfortunately this causes the partner to lose all respect for the simpasaurus.
Did you hear that Joe lets his wife sleep with other guys to keep her happy?

Yeah, he's a total simpasaurus. But she'll eventually leave him anyway.
by Gman737 February 23, 2022
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Shopasaurus

Large bottomed people who lean their upper bodies into the shopping cart while propeling said cart with their dinosaur shaped thighs. Typically they lumber slowly and often in small (number not size) packs. there is legtimate fear of being caught in front of a heard of these when the blue light goes off at K-mart.
A Shopasaurus is a large bottomed person at a Wal Mart, Target or any supermarket. See how they will lay their chest in the upper basket, sometimes lower their O2 tank into the cart, either cross their arms or grasp the sides of the cart, but never the handle and lumber down the aisles. they often turn their heads side to side as though ripping vegatation out of the ground as they communicate with their herd about just how many boxes of snack cakes to get this week.

Their feet are almost always adorned with Crocs or Sandals and always with socks.

The spiny version of this species lines their six packs of sodas straddling the perimeter of the cart. This resembles a rocket assembly, but I am pretty sure it is for defense only.
by mad anthony 86 June 20, 2011
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Slopasaurus

A person who has surpassed all previous notions of sloppyness, they have become so quickly intoxicated and so sloppy that they leave behind a path of destruction equal to that of a dinosaur. Often they deny their sloppyness and continue to increase it.
Broski: Dude, that girl was such a Slopapotamus last night!

Broseph: No. She stole and kept that whole bottle of vodka to herself, broke the coffee table, smashed her face off the wall, ran around naked, puked, called her ex at least five times, cried, was temporarily suicidal and then passed out on the toilet. That bitch was a full on Slopasaurus!
by Slopasaurus Slayer March 27, 2011
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pimpasaurus

1. someone who has been pimping since diapers

2. a man who grows above and beyond a silverback

3. an uncontainable force no woman can resist

the pimp-a-saurus can often be found with the bajingo-saurus

his natural mate is the clitorous rex
"omg kevin is a prehistoric pimpasaurus on the hunt! watch out all pus-a-sauruses he's coming for you!"
by who-could-resist-a-saurus April 23, 2009
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pimpasaurus

A guy with so many skills he is often the object of desire of so many women.
Coach is a pimpasauras, after he tagged all the hoes in one side of the building, he moved on to the next building.
by Chief August 24, 2004
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Pimpasaurus

A spritual being with such a strong grasp on the concept of "The Pimpin'" that he has reached the status of a Deity.
Pimpasaurus has such an uncanny knack for The Pimpin', he can turn any woman into a hoe simply by blinking in the direction they are from him. THAT is Pimpin'.
by Don "Magic" Juan June 11, 2006
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wimpasaurus

Someone who thinks they're big and tuff but blubber over nothing
guy 1: what you watching mate

guy 2: pepper pig

guy 1: why you crying

guy 2: cause pepper fell over and grazed her knee

guy 1: stop being a wimpasaurus
by Rob coleshill July 8, 2017
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