Simcerity

subverted alternative management speak for the act of making someone think you care. Faked sincerity.

when my boss said he was sorry to see me go, he was showing simcerity...

by blisteredcanker March 25, 2010

Drunk Sincerity

After a certain point of inebriation, one begins to say things that sound good in their current mental state, any of which said sober would sound utterly retarded.

Person A-"You know I've always loved you."
Person B-"That's just Drunk Sincerity, go sleep it off."

by Underworld Element October 17, 2006

SimCity 4

A city simulator with the addictive and self destructive equivalent to heroine. The risk of leaving work, friends and family for this time consuming habbit is rather high. Has some minor problems running on Vista, but you wont care. Requires a decent amount of computer power, brain power and practice to successfully perfect a highly educated well funded city with sufficient transportation and low pollution with enough water, hospitals, fire departments and police stations to shut up those annoying advisors of yours that dont leave you alone until the problem is resolved.

Advisor: No bandage blues: simcity 4 healthcare workers walk

Mayor: shut up whore im working on it

Advisor: Big time problems hit local avenue

Mayor: well too bad theres really not much i can do

Advisor: Undercover cop unearths den of crime

Mayor: homie, im not building another police station near that airport

by vnvxvnv June 7, 2009

Simcity DRM

A thing in gaming which requires the game to be always online even in single player which was invented to play by your god-damn self! Named after the DRM in Simcity (2013)

Guy 1: Yo you getting the new Battlefield.
Guy 2: No way man it has Simcity DRM
Guy 1 and 2: EA!

by Louis 42 March 18, 2013

simcity

to simcity (verb) -- to totally fuck up a product release; generally used to refer to the fuckedness of deploying anything

Ted tried to apologize to his wife, but he totally simcity'd it. Now, she's madder than ever.

by dannyflorida March 11, 2013

sarcerity

n. (sar-SAIR-it-ee') A combination of sarcasm and sincerity.

See also sarcere

When I told her I liked her joke, I was being a little sarcastic, but a little sincere...so I was using sarcerity."

by nduanetesh July 4, 2010

simcity

To simcity someone is to set them on a seemingly neverending task.

"Bill, go clean your room!"
"Mum! Don't simcity me, please!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005