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shmander

some little jewish kid who complains about every situation he is put into. he has family members identical to him. he is a pussyass jeep that he waxes with a diaper. hes also a homophobe
by tim millz October 5, 2006
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Sheanderthal

A sad, regressive woman who buys into the nerdrage concept that women actually aren't as good as men. Often marked by insecure proclamations that she "isn't a feminist" or thinks that women really should get "back to the kitchen." Generally harbors deep resentment for happier and more confident women as well as an abiding self-hatred.
Obnoxious dude: "Get back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich lol lol"

Sheanderthal: "Why that's so clever! My goodness, it's so true that women belong in the kitchen! Damn feminists trying to encourage equal pay and such nonsense."
by RedReplicant September 12, 2010
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Bladder Shmadder

After a long night of drinking, the alcohol in your system makes a critical choice the next day, bladder or colon? In this case, the alcohol bitch slaps the bladder then heads for the colon. The result is a doodie infused liquid that is hardly controlable. The remainder of your day is left on or near the toilet. The sneakiness of Bladder Shmadder is overwhelming.
Holy shit Mike, I thought I was just going to fart but it turned out to be Bladder Shmadder! Now it's going to take two days to clean my car.
by PeteJ December 9, 2008
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Shmanker

A shmanker is low class, white trash, usually tweeker, often wearing flannel and having mustache or goatee. Shmankers can be found on the streets often riding a cheap or stolen bicycle. They are often semi-homeless to fully homeless and usually are couch surfing or holed up in the seedyest of motels. They are often the at the bottom of the crystal meth distribution pyramid and are in and out of prison.
"There are so many shmankers hanging out at the public library i'm afraid to let my kids study there"
by northhum April 15, 2009
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shlander-fluker-dandirff

a language created by Lalit Kapoor, inorder to promote the creative human spirit, and the ability of humans to communicate in the most unorderly fashion possible. Thus making the uderstanding of the language itself a(n) paradox/mystery/dilemma/unethical.
I wish I knew how to speak shlander-fluker-dandirff, then I could help humanity.
by Lalit Kapoor February 23, 2004
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Samanderanne

The name of the biggest loser on the planet. We all love them anyway.

Meaning: absolute HECCwad
"Look at Samanderanne, on his tablet, looking at severed fingers. Typical Samanderanne"
by satan's butthairs June 4, 2018
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shmanden

a cool dude 😎
yeah he’s totally a shmanden
by lolzellll October 23, 2020
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