Shit Stick

A cheap cigar; typically one that can be bought at a gas station or discount tobacco shop.

"Don't waste your time smoking that shit stick! If you're gonna have a cigar, buy a good one."

by grouchodude July 4, 2006

Shit Stick

A shit so big, that when pinched off, slaps the back of your ball sack.

I had to give my balls a thorough rinsin after that SHIT STICK

by andravian February 27, 2011

Shit Stick

The sex organ of a homosexual.

When the bot boy pulled out he looked down and noticed his shit stick.

by zygmund July 27, 2003

Shit Stick

Toilet plunger.

Whey you lay down a coil the size of Texas and it won't go down, use the shit stick.

by Ebin October 29, 2002

Shit Stick

1) slang for fecal matter

2) referring to the penis after unprotected anal sex

1) hey man ill be over in a bit, i just need to drop off some shit sticks

2) after i finished i slapped her on the ass with my shit stick

by Kompster October 16, 2009

Shit Stick

A twig used when you stand in dog shit to flick the larger bits off

I just stood in the biggest dog shit ever. Look how much poo is on this shitstick

by The Daddy March 13, 2003

Shit Stick

1. The condition of a penis after anal sex.

2. Reference to the individual in a LGBT relationship that is taking the "traditional" male role.

"I know my girlfriend wants to try anal because she's afraid of getting pregnant. Little does she know, I'm more afraid of getting Shit Stick."

Guy 1: "Dude! Did you see Dave and Mark holding hands last night?"
Guy 2: "Sure did. That was quite a shock huh?"
Guy 1: "No doubt... So which one do you think is the Shit Stick?"
Guy 2: "More than likely Dave. He smelled like Fish Eggs when I walked past him last night.

by SERAPHIM June 17, 2018