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Gary's Shiny Dick

When a man visit a KTV in Taiwan and the girl gives him a Hand Job in front of the audience, where the backlight from the TV lighted up his gentlemen sausage.
It was a fun party tonight, it ended with a Gary's Shiny Dick move.
by IPA Nobleman December 20, 2020
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Lieutenant Shiny-Sides

Oh my God! All right, don't freak out, Peter. Don't freak out like you did when your goldfish died.

Here ya go, Lieutenant Shiny-Sides. It's okay, you don't have to eat it now. You're just sleepin'. You'll eat it later! You'll eat it later, Lieutenant Shiny-Sides!
by The cheese sloth July 19, 2009
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shiny shoe

If you want to replace "shit" word by more appropriate one.
I don't give a sh... shiny shoe of this.
by KermitsRhyme November 29, 2015
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shiny stump

An extreme defecation after a large quantity of Christmas food has been consumed.
Sam: Oh man Joe, I had about 20 lbs of sugar cookies last night.

Joe: Sounds like you're in for a serious shiny stump.
by Articulated Argument December 25, 2017
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Shiny Suit Theory

The concept of coming out of your shell or underground (being invisible/insignificant) and choosing to take matters in your own hands by doing impactful and noteworthy things in the public eye, consequently gaining more attention. A suit is commonly known as a symbol of status, and yet a shiny suit can still make you stand out and easily noticeable amongst people wearing regular suits.
Applying the shiny suit theory, the mysterious rich man decided to bring more attention to his businesses by going public on the stock markets and placing adverts everywhere.
by SergioBlack June 11, 2021
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shiny sousaphone

An improved rusty trombone. It is a maneuver similar to a 69, but instead one participant performs a rusty trombone while receiving oral gratification. The name is derived from how one partner is "wrapped" around the other being played like a sousaphone. Preferably one of the performers is standing.
Steve slipped a disk the other day when he received a shiny sousaphone from Shannon the other night.
by napoleon bonerhard November 9, 2012
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shiny shit

Adjective Preston slang for that "devil may care" attitude

Use of shiny glamourises the shit and raises the level of merely 'Giving a shit'
"You weren't at lectures today and missed some important work"

Reply "I don't give a shit! In fact, I don't give a shiny shit"
by Foregone Conclusion July 30, 2006
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