Sergey

Is a male name which is very common among Russian and Ukrainian programmers. Usually this name belongs to the most handsome, smart and kind guys. They’re known to be best boyfriends, best cookers and best lovers.

Sergey prefers cheesecake instead of borsch despite the fact that he is from Ukraine.

Sergey’s dedication and hard work allowed him to become a talented programmer and build a career in top IT companies.

by FromZurichWithLove April 28, 2020

Sergey

A cool guy. A suave character. A man who has the power to talk LSD out of you.

Sergey, would you like my LSD?

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

Sergey

A real swaggy guy who gets all the ladiez

Simp: Gotta hide my hoes... Sergey's on the prowl

by LowL33s@h December 31, 2016

Sergey

Sergey is a sexual freak & occasional pervert with a massive sexual appetite only ONE special lady can truly satisfy. She knows who she is...

One Special Lady: My spidey senses are tingling... Sergey or one of his girthy-dicked affiliates must be around

by LowL33s@h December 31, 2016

Sergey

An unlucky fellow who once had a girl stick a finger up his butt (!!!) while giving Sergey exquisite fellatio. Sergey hated it, switched to missionary position & this bitch tried it AGAIN, after which Sergey immediately went into doggy style for his own anal protection

#finger #ass #freak #nasty

Freak hoe: Damn Sergey I thought you were freaky like that... I just want to massage your prostate... you deserve it

Sergey: Ms. Freak hoe, I don't know where your fingers have been, besides up my ass just now... disgusting. Only my main hoe has access to my anal sphincter/brown starfish. You don't have to like it Ms. Hoe, but you will respect it. Now let me stick it in doggy-style bitch, let's go

by LowL33s@h January 1, 2017

Sergey

a communist. a nazi. an anarchist. a nerd. hates zach. zachs a bitch.

dude, youre a sergey

by your mama May 23, 2003

Sergey

He's a dude that gets all the ladies so hide your hoes. He loves rock music like Kiss, Nirvana, and Adriano Celentano. He likes to smoke and drink, though he is trying to break the habit or else he will be kicked of the house. He loves his children and his wife. Over all he's an amazing guy but a little ignorant.
(To my dad)

"Man Sergey's coming! Hide your bitches, he's badass!"

by SoapyGirl ;3 December 20, 2018