Schmusing

Listening to music while taking a dump. Regarded as the most pleasurable activity one can do.

An instant excuse to get out of anything. Noone can argue against Schmusing!

N: Hey sorry I'm late, i was schmusing
S: Oh no way! I envy your existence
H: I wish i could be schmusing right now

by simneh August 5, 2012

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Schmoing

When you kiss and you miss.

Last time we schmoinged by accident.

by Neobot October 27, 2005

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schmingle

The act of schmoozing combined with the act of mingling particularly at a party or social gathering.

I need to go to the happy hour after work to schmingle with the yuppies.

by Jeff Snodgrass October 7, 2008

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schmyming

The act of saying a word and then saying the word again, but putting "schm" in front of a word, usually also replacing the first consonant, as a means of expressing skepticism, ridicule, or sarcasm.

Teenager: Mom, I can't help you with the dishes because I have so much homework to do.
Mom: Homework Schmomework, you get down here this instant and empty the dishwasher!
Teenager: Dishwasher Schmishwasher! I have a history essay due tomorrow.
Mom: History schmistory, you can take a break and help your mother!!!
Teenager: Mother Schmother
Mom: Dont you Mother Schmother me!! I will give mother schmother if you dont get down here right now...
Teenager: Now Schmow

SCHMYMING can go on indefinitely

by Vlad the Explainer December 17, 2017

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