The act of felching Santorum from your lovers anus, then drawing a Mustache with the felching straw dripings you have not consumed.
Mitt gave Rick a Santorum's mustache with his crazy straw after reached the end of his felching session.
by Dickless Santorum July 31, 2012
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Etymology: Rick Santorum used to have a mustache. It would be funny to see a picture of this. But there's no way you're searching for "Santorum's Mustache" on the Internet.
Etymology: Rick Santorum used to have a mustache. It would be funny to see a picture of this. But there's no way you're searching for "Santorum's Mustache" on the Internet.
by Black Passion March 5, 2012
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You :Man, I told this lady I was pro-life and she started freaking out and calling me awful names telling me she wished my mom would have aborted me!
Friend: Santorum's Law, man.
Friend: Santorum's Law, man.
by djshawman2 January 4, 2013
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Used as "What in Fuck's Santorum" or "Why in Fuck's Santorum?" Like, "What in Jesus' name?"
Used as "What in Fuck's Santorum" or "Why in Fuck's Santorum?" Like, "What in Jesus' name?"
by Brash Lion September 24, 2012
Get the Fuck's Santorum mug.1. (noun) An anal sex act, in which the giving partner lies to the receiving partner and tells him or her that he has ejaculated. After the receiving partner turns around to face him, the giving partner violently ejaculates into the other partner's eye. He then uses the Santorum that has accumulated on his penis to draw a cross on the forehead of the stunned receiving partner.
2. (verb) To perform said sex act.
3. (noun) The fact that Rick Santorum is still a viable presidential candidate after Super Tuesday
2. (verb) To perform said sex act.
3. (noun) The fact that Rick Santorum is still a viable presidential candidate after Super Tuesday
1. Man, that hooker made be pay double after I tried the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise.
3. In any other election, the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise would be more shocking to me, but look at the other candidates!
3. In any other election, the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise would be more shocking to me, but look at the other candidates!
by Mort459 June 16, 2012
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During this act each participant lines up according to penis size and voraciously jackhammers the male with the tightest cornhole ("receiver") until they ejaculate, one at a time filling the colon with an emulsion of personal lubricant and fecal matter ("Santorum").
Next, the second most hung male penetrates the colon extremely deeply and performs the most aggressive form of anal intercourse done at such a speed/force that the anus loses all tightness and what was once a happy starfish is now a hot red pit ("code red anal").
Simultaneously, while the receiver is fluffing the most hung male and getting absolutely throttled in the ass, the most hung male grabs the back of the receiver's head and forces the receiver to deep throat beyond his capability.
The violent gag that results sets off a chain reaction that begins with a sphincter clench. The combination of this clench with a well-timed inward thrust from the #2 douche rocket creates a massive high-pressure colon-bubble that explodes at a high velocity from the receivers gaping colon, covering the #2 douche rocket in a mixed batch of steamy Santorum.
During this act each participant lines up according to penis size and voraciously jackhammers the male with the tightest cornhole ("receiver") until they ejaculate, one at a time filling the colon with an emulsion of personal lubricant and fecal matter ("Santorum").
Next, the second most hung male penetrates the colon extremely deeply and performs the most aggressive form of anal intercourse done at such a speed/force that the anus loses all tightness and what was once a happy starfish is now a hot red pit ("code red anal").
Simultaneously, while the receiver is fluffing the most hung male and getting absolutely throttled in the ass, the most hung male grabs the back of the receiver's head and forces the receiver to deep throat beyond his capability.
The violent gag that results sets off a chain reaction that begins with a sphincter clench. The combination of this clench with a well-timed inward thrust from the #2 douche rocket creates a massive high-pressure colon-bubble that explodes at a high velocity from the receivers gaping colon, covering the #2 douche rocket in a mixed batch of steamy Santorum.
"Newt is absolutely drowning after that Santorum Surge."
"Mitt really timed that one nicely, Newt didn't even see that Santorum Surge coming."
"Fuck a glitter bomb, that toxic Santorum Surge just blinded Newt."
"Wow, that guy just blew up. What a well executed Santorum Surge!"
"Oh shit, somebody throw Mitt a couple bate-mates, he has one hell of a mess to clean up after that Santorum Surge!"
"Mitt really timed that one nicely, Newt didn't even see that Santorum Surge coming."
"Fuck a glitter bomb, that toxic Santorum Surge just blinded Newt."
"Wow, that guy just blew up. What a well executed Santorum Surge!"
"Oh shit, somebody throw Mitt a couple bate-mates, he has one hell of a mess to clean up after that Santorum Surge!"
by The Smifter March 25, 2012
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