Suck One

1. Literally, to go suck a dick.

Can be used jokingly.

Sometimes accompanied with a crossover of the arms over the general cock area, two pounds. Gesture only perfromed by fags.

syn: Suck it, Suck my Dick, etc.

Dave: I made a 70 on my test.
Eric: I made a 84, you dumb bitch!
Dave: SUCK ONE!

by Griddlecakes November 9, 2008

suck one

Suck a dick.

you don't like me? suck one, ass hole

by 1800suckadickilovetosuckdick July 4, 2009

suck one dry

To suck a penis and after climax she/he swallows and gets every drop.

SOD = Suck One Dry. Rick will suck one dry because he is a PAB (Pussy Ass Bitch).

by SOD-U-PAB January 17, 2014

Suck One In

When a certain individual sucks air in through the back passage ways, using the anal and sphincter glands, this can then be farted back out. Resulting in the process often called a 'Fake Fart'.

Luke: "Sutton suck one in bled."

Sutton: "Yeah no probs man, lemme get in position."

by Rob Sutton August 25, 2006

suck one silly

to give someone an exceptional blowjob; the sloppiest toppy imaginable.

My girlfriend really sucked me silly last night.
If I lose this game of Uno, I'll suck you silly.
That woman from the Grapefruit technique videos really knows how to suck one silly.

by BAKUDEKU Shipper December 4, 2022

one suck

A man who ejaculates with only one suck of the tip

It only took one suck

by nigeriancuntwaffle January 14, 2015

suck a fat one

Used as an insult.

Equivalent to telling someone to fuck off.

Damn you're a douche bag. Go suck a fat one.

by Truuuuu June 21, 2014