SME(s)

small to medium enterprise(s)
small to medium sized enterprises

SME(s): Hang on tight for a tough financial year ahead

by chadcam December 19, 2011

There's me spoon

Interchangeable with "pardon me"

If your stomach makes a particularly loud grumble, or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing politely with this little interjection to make it known it was not purposeful.
Usually accompanied with a look of shock from the perpetrator.

*Tummy grumble* "Oop, there's me spoon"

by Nothatoriginal October 31, 2011

It's not you it's me

A phrase used when terminating a relationship. Usually used to confuse and/or draw attention away from the real reason the relationship is ending, because of the emotionally painful nature of the reason.

Rarely used in person, more often used in phone converstions, e-mails and voicemails.

He was a nice guy, but he was as good in bed as a cement block. So I called him up last night and told him it was over, but it wasn't him it was me.

by eight March 29, 2004

Hey there, demons! It's me, ya boi.

A phrase used by Shane from the popular Buzzfeed series, BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: SUPERNATURAL when he, along with Ryan was investigating Bobby Mackey's Music World, a rumored "portal to hell."

*ENTERS A HAUNTED HOUSE*
Person: Hey there, demons! It's me, ya boi.
Demon: Ight imma head out

by Bill_hader October 24, 2019

it's not you, it's me.

1)The biggest lie ever... truly means, "its not me, its you."
2)A warning sign for getting dumped.
3)A way to get out of a relationship while causing yourself the least amount of grief possible.

"We need to talk."
"About what John?"
"Sally... its not you... its me."

by mara July 18, 2004

It's not you it's me

Complete bullshit

Person 1: I'm so so sorry but I can't have a relationship right now. It's not you it's me
Person 2: that's total bullshit. Just break up with me in an honest way and don't lie

by lewis stylinson September 24, 2015

it's not you, it's me

I no longer find you attractive, but I can't say that because then I'll feel guilty. Oh, by the way, good riddance.

Girl: Listen, Harry, we need to talk...

Harry: huhuhuh whatfor sexy hot girl?

Girl: Look... it's not you, it's me. I don't think this is working out.

by billus April 1, 2004