U.S. Navy Seal Team Six

An Elite group of U.S. Navy Seals.

Most notably, they are the elite group responsible for the killing of terrorist, Osama Bin Laden.

Osama Bin Laden: No one will get me now, I'm so totally invincible and brave, hiding here like a little bitch.

U.S. Navy Seal Team Six: "Roger that, tango in my sights, over". ...... "Headshot".

by Tea Bird September 24, 2011

Seal Sunday

The day when you take your time to worship world's greatest seal mammal, thy seal

"OI Mike do you know what day it is"
"Course I fucking do mate...it's Seal Sunday dickhead"
"Whhhaaayy the cunt knows"

by Seal Sunday October 12, 2020

seal sheppard

A derogatory term for an eskimo...

I saw a seal sheppard at WallMart. She bought a shit ton of toilet paper!

by Michael Ostomy April 23, 2010

Slicker than seal shit

The best way to describe something cool or unreal as a form of excitement.

The new rims I got for my low profile tires are slicker than seal shit.

by Gramielson November 7, 2012

seal show

When a girl is blowing 2 or more guys at the same time and alternates between dicks like a seal blowing horns.

That chick loves cock so much I swear she'd put on a seal show with me and my friends.

by The Angriest Dragon March 5, 2009

Porcelain seal sex

When you go from the shower, straight to the bed and don’t dry off and proceed to have sexual intercourse.

“Hey babe, you wanna have

porcelain seal sex tonight”
“hell yeah i do”

by Yeetson September 12, 2020

seal slap

while having a threesome (2 hos and 1 man), you jiz in your hands, then with a ho on each side, you take your hands and slap their titties in a seal like motion screaming seal sounds.

yo, last night i seal slapped dem hos.

by Jerome M Jay February 1, 2008