SAOTF

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Shit all over the floor. Used in an exclamatory fashion, it refers to a moment of extreme surprise or revelation. Generally used unabbreviated when spoken verbally.

When I found out I forgot her birthday, I SAOTF

by Lordmathias April 4, 2013

snotface

Derogatory term for a person who has a cold and spreads the virus to others.

Kyle: You have a cold?
Chris: Yes, and my fat slug father is partly to blame for this. He had been coughing and sneezing everywhere for the past two days. That freaking snotface sneezed in my face. Instead of using tissues, he used me. Screw him.

by The Real Driller March 7, 2023

sootfall

the light noise that a woman's clothes make as they hit the ground

The sootfall of his wife's clothing excited his male senses

by gravy May 13, 2005

SAOAFR

Situational Awareness Of A Fucking Rock

Jeff asked what the boss's name was and he had a fucking name tag on. Jeff is so SAOAFR.

by socalairsoft January 4, 2008

snotface

1. A person who is snotty (stuck up/conceited).
2. A child with snot all over their face.

Word coined by the movie drop dead fred.

You are so stuck up you snotface!

by XtremeViews October 7, 2006

snotfest

A collective term for when a group of people (e.g. family, work colleagues) who are co-located suffer from a bad cold that results in copious sneezing and excessive nasal mucus.

Basically, a festival of snot.

We were supposed to go to Alton Towers at the weekend but the family had a snotfest so we had to cancel.

by tony21 January 4, 2008

SATF

Shame about the face: A girl with a hot body but a face like a meth-head hooker's anus scab

Dude: Dang bro, check that out!
Bro: No man, no.. Wait till Till she turns a..
Dude: Fuckkkkk. Shame about the face man (SATF)

by Anti-Septic November 9, 2015