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Misunderstandings can be a Bitch.
Glad we got THAT staightened out!Rule-M,yo,Misunderstandings can be a Bitch! Misunderstandings WITH a Bitch,can be Bitch-Squared.
by Waboa February 8, 2009
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Daddyshitfuckmeyourmomisfat Rule idk I’m lazy

If you walk on earth you die if you exist
Oh no I walked on earth. OH NO you are going to die by Daddyshitfuckmeyourmomisfat Rule idk I’m lazy ya know that rule? if you walk on earth you die if you exist? Yes. Oh no *Dies*
by ItsJustOnZi69 February 27, 2022
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M.D. Golden Rule

Can mean either MODERN DAY GOLDEN RULE or MEDICAL DOCTOR/DENTIST GOLDEN RULE. Illustrates the degraded/depraved state of the human psyche in the self-centered dog-eat-dog world of the 21st Century.
Modern Day Golden Rule:
(1) "Do unto others BEFORE they do unto you"... in other words, CLOBBER EVERYONE AROUND YOU INTO A SHAPELESS PULP SO THAT THEY CAN'T "GET" YOU FIRST! (Never mind that those other hapless mortals may not have had any thought/intention whatsoever of harming you... why take the chance???)
(2) "Do unto others IF they have done unto you"... in other words, never do anything nice or helpful for anyone unless you get PAID to do it, or unless THEY DO SOMETHING FOR YOU IN RETURN. Nunna this "charity/volunteer" or "out of the goodness of your heart" bullcrap!
(3) "Do unto others AS they have done unto you"... in other words, TAKE REVENGE! Whup their sorry butts twice as hard as they hurt you (even if they never intentionally meant to offend), or sue the pants off 'em in court!
Medical Doctor/Dentist Golden Rule: "Do unto other SO THAT THEY ARE FORCED to do unto you"... in other words, INTENTIONALLY CAUSE A HEALTH CRISIS WITH YOUR CLIENTS, so that they will then be compelled to pay you hefty fat fees to "cure" them!! Perform needless/destructive surgery, give them medicine that you know they will react allergically to, pick around on their teeth to create new cavities if none are already present, and so on.
I try very hard to just behave myself, keep a low profile, and not get sick if I can possibly help it --- there are too many human jackals out there who practice the M.D. Golden Rule.
by QuacksO February 8, 2013
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Rule MLP

An internet law that states that if something exists a crossover or parody of it using content from the show My Little Pony Friendship is magic exists.
mediums that often contain material pertaining to Rule MLP are: Fan fictions, fan animations, internet memes.
by N&R Internet detectives January 15, 2014
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Rule Meglovania

Rule Meglovania -

It's the rule that at some point every song will get a meglovania remix at some point
Remember rule34?,

now there is rule Meglovania about that every song will eventually be remixed with meglovania
by Richard Gaming May 13, 2020
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rule my face

Being locked in a wine and cheese cellar would rule my face!
by Sisco Kid June 26, 2008
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Rule Madoka

A strange tag on Rule34 that's almost entirely populated by the user Xaiet. It completely consists of Madoka being put in crossover related hentai that mainly involves Yuri and Futanari. Sometimes femboys/traps. As of posting this, it has 301 posts but randomly goes down for some reason. I really don't know why this tag exists but I guess good on them for reviving the Madoka Magica tag in some unique way.
Rule 34 user: What the HELL is with all these Madoka posts in the Yuri Crossover tag?!

Another Rule 34 user: It's Xaiet, they keep posting it to the Rule Madoka tag.
by medgear January 26, 2026
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