provincial

describing people who only care about eating, sleeping, making money, and owning crap. Very unimaginative, uncultured people with no concept of the arts, history, language, faith, travel, or why any those things should be valued. Has not visited a library or museum since the 7th grade. Doesn't know the name of a bluebird (really). Like Mr. Banks in Mary Poppins, they "can't see past the end of their nose".

Bell in Beauty and the Beast: "I want much more than this provincial life!"

by Shumado April 14, 2015

provence

Fun to be around and very good at talking

He is a real Provence

by Rizzo 2 June 2, 2017

Provenzano

Dave Provenzano. A greasy pseudo-gino living in a pimp-fantasy land with a stench similar to that of a wet dog. He is either an idiot, or his motor functions were impaired by a blow to the head, because he can't seem to stop dancing when techno music starts playing. He also has trouble keeping his shirt, and sometimes his pants, on. Especially when girls are around. Constantly refers to people as "Bros" or "Broman". Cries when he is drunk. Has a chicken wing fetish.

Ryan - "Put your damn shirt on, and stop getting wing sauce all over yourself."
Dave (starts dancing and clapping while eating a chicken wing) - "I'm a pimp bros"

by OTL November 8, 2004

provincialist

one who makes derogatory statements towards another's home province (canada) with the intent to cause emotional harm to said person.

alberta sandbaggin', worst football team supporting, oil digging, provincialist sonsofbitches.

by amber erickson March 10, 2008

provincial

(n) a person of actual or strongly suspected low breeding and/or intellect who chronically and infuriatingly annoys those of higher breeding and/or intellect with their obnoxious demeanor and blatant, unrestrained numbskullery.

(adj) a term describing an act that is shameless and/or severely lacking in any form of class, good breeding and/or intellect.

Used as a noun: That woman over there just said "it is what it is." What a fucking provincial.

Used as an adjective: That gentleman just left the bathroom without washing his hands. That was a provincial move.

by BennyKennedy April 5, 2009

provincial stereotype

To claim that everyone from a said province is the same.

Québecers are all the same: seperatists. That's their provincial stereotype.

by Origins February 12, 2006

provincials

1. A test that only needed to be taken by 12th graders in the past. Now the school board has forced students in grade 10 and up to take them.

2. Pointless

What a bunch of shit, this thing has been pimped and hyped all year but it doesn't count for squat!

by Wheeeeeee... June 8, 2004