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Postler

The inventor of the "Post-T-Vac" as seen on late night infomercials. The Post-T-Vac was originally named the Postler, but the name tested poorly with consumers and was renamed. A little known fact is that the tube was modled after the inventors genitailia. Yes, his penis is long, empty and see thru, just like the Post-T-Vac.
I wish I had a bigger penis, I know...... I will pull on my Postler!
by Dewizzle April 10, 2009
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Posterize Moisturize

When a basketball player is killing the game in the paint with his post skills.
A posterizes B
B: Damn, you really know how to posterize moisturize!
by Halabtsi November 2, 2016
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Postertizing

Postertizing occurs when a poster to a message board or similar media attempts to sell a product or service.
Douglas was constantly postertizing on social media, always working in his insurance products.
by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016
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Zefron Poster

A zefron poster makes a boss horcrux in AVPM. It is also one Harry Potter, Ron Weasly, Dumbledore and one Draco Malfoy's favorite chistmatic humanitaian. It is deeply rivaled by umbridges talor launtner poster.
Ron: THAT IS A BOSS ZEFRON POSTER!
and....
Dumby: He just seems like such a chistmatic humanitaian
and....
Ron: Let's take this bit of garbage down! (atempts to take Talor Launtner)
by Starkidloverererer October 12, 2010
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posterior funk

The malodorous bouquet emanating from the back passage of an unkempt individual. Often noted by novice health professionals.
Novice: When I first examined him I felt oddly unwell. I would never have expected such a well presented gentleman to have posterior funk.
Senior: I think you mean posterior flank!
by Posteriorfunk October 5, 2017
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Motivational Poster

Poster commonly designed for use in schools and offices that generally consist of a photograph centered in a rectangular frame with black background, a title in large text and a description in smaller text.
This kind of poster has been repeatedly parodied and it's a common meme along imageboards.
I lol'd so hard with this Motivational Poster
by djvangas April 20, 2008
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postversation

When two or more people have a conversation on a facebook wall post or status, leaving a lot of notifications for the status posters and likers.
Ted: Jeez, i had 15 notifications after Todd and bill had a postversation. Made me feel popular...

Fred: Tough luck.
by henjew September 15, 2010
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