S'port

Abbreviation for the northeastern Louisiana town of Shreveport, which has a population of approximately 200,000 people.

I'm coming back to S'port this weekend.

by azkabella December 30, 2008

Port Sanilac

A failed tourist village with a population made up mostly of senior citizens. It attempts to be like Lexington but without the investment in business. It has a vibrant downtown area with 5 whole businesses, and a siren that goes off every day at noon, or when an old lady locks herself out of her house.

Person 1: I live in Port Sanilac.
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: An hour north of Port Huron.
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Florida of Michigan?
Person 1: That's the one.

by Mechaghostman2 May 3, 2018

port seton skatepark

a place where scooters go to annoy folk, scream like 2 year olds when there 15. a place where a"mole hill" is a tiny wee bump.... a place that paints a big fucking turtle on the shitty flat blank. a place where nelson spraffs alod of shite saying his scooter is worth more that everything in existence. a place that is so shit thats its good..... plus on a good day u might see a unicorn

today i saw some epic turtle on the bank at port seton skatepark! OH A FUCKING UNICORN DUUUUUDDDEEEE

by sittinchrisey April 7, 2013

Port Short

A Newport cigarette that has mostly been smoked but still has 3-5 hits left.

Yo, before you flick that cig, lemme get a port short!

by double8s January 5, 2011

Port St Lucie

An extremely boring city. It has an over-abundance of Walmarts, Walgreens, CVS's, and Publix's.

Most of the teens are uneducated, sexually active, and they all look the same.
The "scene" crowd takes over the entire city.
There is nothing to do but go to Superplay and smoke weed.

1: Hey! Where do you live?
2: HELL.
1: Oh, sorry man, didn't know you lived in Port St Lucie.

by CynicalWin July 6, 2010

Port St Lucie

Shitty town in the middle of Florida
The only thing to do is the movies or bowling
There's a gas station/park/Walgreens on every corner
Prides itself by being one of the fastest growing city in America

If they build another Walmart instead of a mall in Port St Lucie, I'm going to bomb it.

by DW0rkz August 4, 2007

port saint lucie

a town in florida where there is nothing to do but fuck, talk shit, get drunk / do drugs & shop. 90% of the people that live there are douchebags and start drama cuz there is nothing better to do. on a regular basis, you will hear it's residents saying, "Fuck PSL!" oh, and the Mets Spring Training is held there.

girl: "someone is spreading rumors about me..."
boy: "what did you expect? you live in port saint lucie."

by queenbevil June 20, 2008