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Short version of a phrase describing a complete tool. Someone completely unpopular and irritating. Someone who can raise a collective groan just by entering a room. He's as "popular as aids" Often used to refer to ginger bastards.
Jonny Briggs is a ginger bastard who's as "Poppa's Aids"
by Tim Lister April 10, 2008
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poppa's thang

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poppa's thang is a cock that is fucking huge and barely fits in a girls tight little pussy. very enjoyable.
Oh... poppa's thang was so penetrating in my pussy!!
by bangabanga July 31, 2007
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Poppa's Corner Store

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Poppa's Corner Store - is defined as: the place where all fathers gravitate toward and disappear into. A psuedo-immortal afterlife where all the dads go to tell shitty dad jokes and relax away from the family. No dad ever abandons his family or dies, he just goes to THE corner store; and never comes back.
My dad went to Poppa's Corner Store and never came back.
by Snuzzums November 29, 2016
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Poppa Bear's Kettle Korn

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Best ever fun time snack; perfect mixture of sweet and salty popcorn made in Southside Virginia. Perfectly popped kernals that create a great tasting snack
Poppa Bear's Kettle Korn is a funtime snack that kids and adults love.
by popcorn king January 5, 2019
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Big Poppa Smooth Ride is a name for a man who is older in age but still knows how to “get his”, if you know what I mean. He is confident of himself and isn’t shy or bashful. Everyone needs them a big poppa smooth ride.
Girl I was at Big Poppa Smooth Rides house last night and we went all night long.
by White_shadow45 November 15, 2019
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Poppa Smurf

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To recieve an erection. Usually admitted to a friend or loved one. As in to "pop"-a-"smurf"(wheras smurf can replace any noun)
BONER!!!
"Dude, that chick is sooo freaking hott, one look at her makes me Poppa Smurf!"
by Chip Foster September 18, 2006
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