poogsit

A handsome man, OP in the real world and in the virtual world. He likes to boast and toot his horn, but he has a heart of gold. Usually buzzed when in work meetings. Would definitely recommend him as a friend. Maybe even a friend with benefits.

Check out that guy, and his high score, those dashing looks.....he's definitely a poogsit!

by Lotrbubbles June 4, 2021

Poogs

One who flaunts one of the manliest staches in the world and uses their suspender wearing authority to give summonses to the children. Legend has it that one that receives a summons will be devoured by the fine specimen's stache. When the Poogs is in a jolly mood, the Poogs mispronounces the "th" sound of a word by replacing it with the 'f' sound.

Example 1:

Child: (waddles their way into the building without proper identification.)
Poogs: Where is your I.D. card?
Child: I forgot it at home. (melancholy expression)
Poogs: WHAT?! (ferocious magenta tentacles extend from beneath the stache, wrap around the childs limbs and slurp the child back into the dark depths of the stache.)

Example 2:

Poogs: When Macbeff (Macbeth) visits fe (the) Free (Three) Witches, he notices that Fe (the) witch frows (throws) in ingrediants to fe (the) potion.
Child: Who did the witches freeze?
Poogs: What?
Child: You said the witches "frozen"
Poogs: NO! not frozen, frows (throws) in.
Child: Oh...? (continuing to not understand the Poogs but remains silent due to fear of the legend of the stache.

by Mr. Poogs is Tardy December 19, 2008

poogsie

The name you give to someone who means the world to you. Someone you would do anything for. Someone you love with all your heart. This is someone that you grew fond of immediately and you knew you would become inseparable.

Poogsie, you are my best friend and I love you.

by PunctuationPrincess August 24, 2016