A complete tool, jerk-off, looser. The kind of guy that would steal from your home when you let him stay, try to hit on your women and eat your food when you had no money. The lowest of the low on the scumbag scale. Untrustable. A total dink...
That guy is a complete pipe cleaner. Don't let him near your friends, family or property or you'll regret it.
I'd rather poke my eyes out with scissors then hang with that pipe cleaner.
A: Man, you should take a shower. You stink!
B: I'll take one later. My pipe cleaner is waiting next door
A: Oh, I didn't know. Hey, can I take a shower real quick? I'm going to meet my bitch in 30 minutes and she doesn't like smelly dicks at all!
B: WTF! That biatch next door is doing it for free. Why wasting all that water. Let her clean your pipe!
A: Sounds like a plan :)
This is where a dude would take sever pieces of gum and put them in his mouth at one time and chew for approx 5 min. then he takes the gum out of his mouth and puts it on the girls asshole and fuckes her with the gum on the end of his dick.
I gave a girl a pipe cleaner last night and she loved it, her farts smelled like peppermint when I was finished.