Pike's Beard

of the highest kind, quality, or order, surpassing all else, or others. Supreme.

Holy shit! Did you see that new Marvel movie? It's the Pike's Beard!

by JerBearforJay December 17, 2021

pike shot

1. (n) a quadruple shot contataing 6 ounces of liquor taken all at once, usually over several seconds.

Skiwit! I took two pike shots last night and got totally fisted.

by Adam G. July 17, 2006

Pike School :)

The Pike School is a wonderful private school located in a beautiful, rural neighborhood. It provides a quality education for the versatile student, to enrich their school experience and contribute to the community. Overall, Pike provides many services for their students, starting with a warm greeting in the morning, and the shake of a hand. To the middle of the school day, where a hot, generously offered, healthy meal is offered to the students who greatly enjoy it. And ending the day with helping the community and conversing with peers and teachers alike. It provides many clubs that will help students openly express their inner individual, artistic, unique self. Also, Pike offers a variety of sports, that focuses on hand-eye coordination and being prepared mentally and physically; that include all athletic ability. (Even if your child is socially challenged.) And the teachers, Pike prides itself on hiring well-educated, genuinely passionate teachers who love to help lead students on to the path of success; and to achieve to be well-rounded individuals. All students at Pike are very accepting of other nationalities and all build strong friendships on trust.

Pike School :)

Stranger walking by: "Oh My Word! You must be from the Pike school, young gentleman!"

Pike Alumni/Young Gentleman: "Why, how could you perceive that, Sir?"

Stranger walking by: "Well, you emanated the very essence of a Renaissance man!"

Pike Alumni/Young Gentleman: "Thank you good Sir. Would you like to go converse about Dante's Divine Comedy?"

Stranger walking by: "It would be my honor."

by aWheatie November 21, 2011

PIKE song

A nifty little tune about the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity that goes as followed.

We're Pi Kappa Alpha
we're motherfucking queer
Our brothers are all fagots
Who take it in the rear
Our girlfriends are all bitches
Our sisters are all dikes
So buy some fucking khakis
And be a fucking PIKE
P.S.D.A.B.F.M.
P.S.D.A.B.F.M.
P.S.D.A.B.F.M.
PIKES suck dick
and butt fuck men

Tony: Dude what do you wanna do?
Andrew: Hey lets go over to Pi Kappa Alpha and sing the PIKE song.
Tony: Great Idea

by us_laughing December 14, 2008

Pike Siger

A made up character. Has widely grown popular through the world. Is known for being weird, creepy, and awkward.
Wanted for:
- eating grass
- streaking
- pooting on dogs
- licking his wart while giving you "the eye"

Pike Siger: uma lina roca toof
Man: dude get out of here

by My pseudonym? August 6, 2012

Sea Pike

An individual would use this term in the setting of a workspace as a code word to alert one’s coworkers that there is a rather attractive female in the general vicinity.

“Yo Johner, we just got an order of sea pike in right?”

by BeefPounder September 3, 2022

standing pike

The contortionist position that men assume so as to attempt to piss in the toilet with a hard-on in the middle of the night. The position, bent 90 degrees at the waist with legs and trunk straight, is also sometimes used in yoga.

"Despite my 3 a.m. standing pike I still pissed all over the back of the toilet."

"Well don't expect me to clean it up."

by hodags1966 July 22, 2018