Pickle Dick

A notorious ladies man, or "player" who is known to carry STD's/STI's
or
The state of having a penis with herpes, warts, or other sexually transmitted sores/rashes

Girl, stay away from Richard. He a pickle dick!
Ya boy, I fucked Cassie and now I got pickle dick!

by Ray Lockwood June 8, 2016

Pickle Dick

Its when you ecumulate alot of sweat and leftover piss and jizz on the end of your penis, It smells like Vinegar or Pickles.

Wow, You have a stinky Pickle dick

by Dr Ushnundarf September 21, 2012

Pickle Dick

When you have sex for so long that the vinegary vaginal acids start to degrade your dick, much like how vinegar transforms a cucumber into a pickle.

Charlie: I saw that you had Taylor over for a long time last night, you got to watch out for that pickle dick.
Jake: Good thing she likes pickles.

by OtisGammaNUG1 July 18, 2013

Pickle Dick

Someone whos dick is like a cucumber and is disliked by women. It is usually used as a term used when a girl/boy talks about their ex's dick.

woman- "LOL, Kenny has a pickle dick."
man- "yea ik..."

by Mschf!!! March 25, 2023

Pickle Dick

When you get to drunk to have sex and you go limp during sex.

(Especially during long distance relationships, when sex is rare.)

Tyler: Oh shit I just went limp.
Nicole: What the fuck you and your pickle dick!

by Hey Zues Christ November 1, 2009

Pickle Dick

When someone’s COCK is very salty

Oh man last night she was on my COCK and said I had a Pickle Dick....like what???

by Yuhboiedga April 8, 2019

Pickled-dick

noun,

1. a pussy-fermented penis.

2. successfully having actual heterosexual sex long enough for fermentation of the penis to begin.

Bar Goer 1: "So yah see, I was trapped inside my ex-wife's coochie so long it gave me pickled-dick, and it ain't tasted right ever since."

Bar Goer 2: "You're tellin me!"

by dandy dankler May 22, 2018