A shot of tequila followed by a shot of pineapple juice.
Bringing tequila lovers, and haters, together since ‘91
Bringing tequila lovers, and haters, together since ‘91
by legoland June 05, 2019
by Red_Fox August 30, 2022
by Tannerlee97 October 13, 2015
When a man cums inside the vagina, anus, or mouth of a woman, and then takes a piss in that same hole, then if in the vagina or anus, “stir” the two fluids with the man’s penis and have the man drink it bottoms up. If orally prepared, the woman will mix the two fluids with her tongue and swallow it.
So Shawn asked me if I banged my bitch the other night, so I told him I did, and she tried a new cocktail I made called the Iowa Piña Colada.
by Helpimstuckinmyparentsbasement February 26, 2019
Firstly, the man receiving the blow job eats pineapple for a week to prepare for the Piña Colada Slurpee. Secondly the partner giving the blow job chews pineapples and drinks coconut water, keeping the mixture in their mouth. Thirdly: blow job to completion, the giving party swallows the cum, pineapple, and coconut water mixture while the receiving party breaks a coconut open on their head to signal completion of the Piña Colada Slurpee!
Yo! My girl gave me a Piña Colada Slurpee last night, it was tight! But I think I gave her a concussion... don’t try and break a coconut on anyone’s head. Ever.
by Trixxie November 11, 2020
Aaron headed down south, sipping on Stephanie's Piña Cuntlada, and instantly felt like he was whisked away to a tropical beach.
by MisterGreene July 28, 2020
The pride of EPPD. Known for his crazy antics such as.. drinking with underage minors, planting evidence, falsifying government documents, lying under oath, water boarding, multiple D.U.I's (precinct record 4), driving his hog while dressed in assless chaps and punching babies. A real sack of shit. He punched a baby yes.
by Bubblekiller915 December 29, 2021