Piña

The pride of EPPD. Known for his crazy antics such as.. drinking with underage minors, planting evidence, falsifying government documents, lying under oath, water boarding, multiple D.U.I's (precinct record 4), driving his hog while dressed in assless chaps and punching babies. A real sack of shit. He punched a baby yes.
If you like a dick in your Piña you might be a cop.
by Bubblekiller915 December 29, 2021
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