Pervert's Row 

Pervert's Row is the seating directly in front of (or around) the stage at a strip club. The view is incredible. It provides easy access to the stage itself, for stage diving or stripper interaction.

Pervert's Row was full so we had to sit at the back of the bar. I couldn't see a f*cking thing.

Pervert's Row by Time4SumAksion February 13, 2005

Pervert's Paradox 

(1) As a dilemma: Whether it is worse to *find* porn so disturbing it requires eyebleach, or to be looking for it in the first place.
(2) As a trend: The more socially-accepted someone's fetish is, the less likely he or she is to talk about it in an online forum or community. This is because it is very difficult to start furry drama over and/or bawwww about "ordinary" kinks not being accepted. See also attention whore, babyfur, and bestialist.

(1) Ben: If rhinos don't want to be raped by elephants, then maybe they shouldn't dress so provocatively. (Picture of a rhino in panties.)
Houngan: I don't know which would be worse; that you made this picture or found this picture.
Ben: Top Google image hit for "sexy rhino."
Rywill: Turns out that finding it was worse.
Rimbo: That, or looking for it?
Ben: Wow, the Pervert's Paradox.

(2) The Pervert's Paradox is killing the furry fandom.

Pervert's Paradox by Adrimor May 21, 2009

Pervert's Dictionary 

The local phone book.

Jerry was feeling rather obscene, so he consulted the Pervert's Dictionary for some victims.

Pervert's Dictionary by McCock, the Crime Dick August 26, 2006

Pervert's Cramp

A cramp in the hand one gets after continuous periods of masturbation. It normally occurs around the middle finger, ring finger, and pinky. Similar to a writer's cramp, but, well, it's for perverts.

Person #1: I was jacking off to a porno on the internet a few days ago, and I got this pain in my hand!
Person#2: Oh, that must've been a pervert's cramp.

Pervert's Cramp by somestupidrandomguy August 19, 2009

Pervert’s Apron 

Also known as the soul patch, mouche, or jazz dab, the Pervert’s Apron is a small strip of hair underneath the lip on an otherwise clean shaven face. A moustache is however permitted, which the completes the Pervert’s Apron and Pervert’s Umbrella Combo.

I have gone down a strange internet hole looking at celebrity Pervert’s Aprons.

Pervert’s Apron by banyeezy May 24, 2022

Oh that’s pervert

When someones being a pervert, and it’s the perfect vibe

“That man is behind me”
“Oh that’s pervert”

Oh that’s pervert by Jac Yogurts April 24, 2026

Pervert spot 

A corner in a room that's fenced in by furniture, creating a weird little partly hidden area that you can't really do anything with, common in rented rooms. So called cause it's a spot a pervert could hide in

Kate rearranged her furniture in her room and now there's a pervert spot by the door

Pervert spot by spicedpotatoes September 1, 2019