PB & A

Peanut butter & Anus Is an act when one partner has jelly (their choice of flavor) inserted into the anus with a turkey baster and then peanut butter is spread over the ass. As the other parter is consuming the peanut butter the jelly is ejected.

While performing the PB & A both partners can get quite messy.

by george kranjich January 25, 2005

pulling a pb

Experiencing a state of greening-out while at work, particularly during mealtime, specifically while consuming Mighty Motts.

Did you hear about Kevin? apparently he got caught pulling a pb yesterday

by AsparagusWest January 13, 2024

mom i got a pb

when u got a pb time in cubing you say this ¡MOM I GOT A PEEEEEBEEEEEE!

mom i got a pb:

you are solving a cube and boom you got a peebeee of 6.666 and you scream as noisly as you can: ¡mom i got a peeebeee!

by GDvalentepro January 25, 2017

PB and J

When giving a person a hand job and anally fisting them and they ejaculate in your hand. You then pull your hand out of their ass. Now with one hand covered in semen and the other covered in fecal matter, you slap them together to mix the mess on both hands. Finally, with your hands still together, you thrust them up the persons ass as fast and deep as you can.

Person 1: Dude this guy gave me a PB and J last night.

Person 2: That is disgusting...

by Ewikkkkkkkkkkk May 9, 2009

Pb and J sandwich

When you have hemorrhoids or an anal tear and then wipe your ass after a shit. There will be a layer of poop with some fresh blood on top of the toilet paper, which looks like peanut butter and jelly layered on a piece of bread. Then when you fold the soiled toilet paper it becomes a ‘sandwich’.

Corey: “hey sorry I’m late boss, I had to use the shitter and I produced a Pb and J sandwich on the can”.

Boss: “I didn’t need to know that part.”

by Smokeythefuckclown May 20, 2022

PB and Vajayjay

The act of placing peanut butter and jelly up a woman's vagina to be sucked back out and consumed.

Mary was so kinky last night. I even gave her a PB and Vajayjay.

by Mr. Linguini October 3, 2011

PB and J

Porn Break and Jerkoff. When you've been sitting in your dorm room staying up all night writing papers and assignments but need a wake-me-up, so you turn on some porn and jerkoff.

dude how'd you manage to stay up all night writing those papers?

easy man - just had myself a PB and J

by chameronman April 2, 2011